Like a Bird on a Wire

If there is any truth to the saying/myth that "if a bird craps on your head you are very lucky" my chances of winning the lottery are higher now. Yea, a pigeon did it's business as I was riding my bike this past Sunday afternoon. Imagine, I was there minding my business and I felt a heavy rain drop hit one of my locs. You can imagine my confusion as no other raindrops were falling around me. I looked up and saw some pigeons sitting on a wire while killing themselves with laughter. I swear those things have aim! I guess it could have been much worse because only two strands of hair at the side of my head were hit as the crap proceeded to land on the shoulder of my jacket. That had to be the one time I was happy for the coldness outside because the excrement was kinda hard and just rolled off my jacket onto the ground. I swear whoever was passing by at that moment must have thought I was going crazy because I said out loud " awwwwwwwwww maaaaaaaan that is soooooooo disgustiiiiiiiiing!" Yea, just like that. I guess there really is a first time for everything huh?

I washed my hair like I've never washed it before that night. Now I just have to sit and wait for the lottery announcement.

Do you think I'll win?